butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Randomize
