He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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