I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
