That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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