Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
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if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.