Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My butt remains clenched, sir.