Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i now understand why vodka
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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