why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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