Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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