So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he shaved USA in his pubs
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
there is puke in my bra ... again
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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