just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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