Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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