Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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