i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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