he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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