do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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