suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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