How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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