I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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