I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You dont lie about slip and slides
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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