im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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