Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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