I can tuck mytits in my pants
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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