Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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