: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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