if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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