I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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