Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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