Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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