Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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