If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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