What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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