Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He felt like a one man threesome
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
