trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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