This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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