I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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