He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
