Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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