In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
