do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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