Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Drake has all the answers
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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