im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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