There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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