How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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