Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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