i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I fill condoms, not promises.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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