Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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