She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize
