Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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