i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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