How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
