Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
be right there i have to get my cape
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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