Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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