She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
handjob tips. give me some.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
