What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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