i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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