bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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