I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Me too!
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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