There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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