I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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