He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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